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'I will want to divorce you only when the stocks I've bought recoup,' he said.
Upon hearing this, she felt warmth, knowing they would be together for all time.
'I will marry you once the house prices fall,' he said.
That broke her heart. She knew he was determined to break up.

-- a dark joke about the Chinese housing market, published by Global Times on October 6, 2016.

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